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<title>Plan Crash is Bush's Fault.</title>
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<description>Yup. Read it on the Craigslist Politics message board that the reason the plane crashed down south was because of all the attention and money being poured into Iraq by Bush....</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-08-28T03:08+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Yup.  Read it on the Craigslist Politics message board that the reason the plane crashed down south was because of all the attention and money being poured into Iraq by Bush.<br />
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<title>Liberal Strongholds and Crime Firmly Connected</title>
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<description>Which came first: Crime or Liberals? Poverty and Liberals? Murder and Liberals?...</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-07-30T23:07+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Which came first:  Crime or Liberals?  Poverty and Liberals?  Murder and Liberals?  <br />
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Well, obviously crime, murder, and poverty came first.  But who locks people into a downward spiral with false promises of help and sooths them by taking away their responsibility and blessing them with victimhood?  The Liberals.<br />
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Take New Orleans.  Morally and Politically a Liberal stronghold for decades.  A population that is largely released from taking responsibility for their own actions.  After all, when talking about a <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4082297.html">rash of recent murders</a>, some brainiac made this connection:<br />
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"Unfortunately, the city of New Orleans is the victim of 40 or 50 years of neglect as it relates to the education system, as it relates to literacy," Riley said at a news conference Saturday. "Obviously, there has been something that is feeding the mentality of our criminals that allows them to be brazen and vicious, and allows them to kill four and five people at a time."<br />
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Why yes!  Illiteracy caused these criminals to go out and gun people down!  They obviously didn't read the directions and warnings on the box the gun came in.  They didn't understand that the hot lead propelled at speeds above that of sound would kill somebody because they couldn't read.<br />
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My friends, Liberals never neglect the educational system.  They are always dumping money into it.  The problem is, they don't actually teach anything of value.  They focus on things like self esteem and end up with a bunch of criminals that really feel good about themselves.  If they could read, they wouldn't supply the kids with books that actually teach them anything because they would have a new format by which to pump their brains full of garbage.<br />
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The Liberals don't want to acknowledge that their decades of rule and social experimentation have failed.  Their only answer is that there is a pit, and money is the only thing that can fill it.<br />
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<title>Can you believe FEMA money was squandered?</title>
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<description>I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that the good, honest upright people of New Orleans would take advantage of FEMA. Oh, that's right, the good, honest upright people didn't. Just...</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-06-14T10:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am shocked, <b>SHOCKED</b> I say, that the good, honest upright people of New Orleans would <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/06/14/D8I7RQ7O1.html">take advantage of</a> FEMA.  Oh, that's right, the good, honest upright people didn't.  Just a whole bunch of dishonest people did.<br />
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  <i><blockquote><br />
Houston divorce lawyer Mark Lipkin says he can't recall anyone paying for his services with a FEMA debit card, but congressional investigators say one of his clients did just that.<br />
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The $1,000 payment was just one example cited in an audit that concluded that up to $1.4 billion - perhaps as much as 16 percent of the billions of dollars in assistance expended after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita - was spent for bogus reasons.<br />
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The Federal Emergency Management Agency also was hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and a sex change operation, the audit found. Prison inmates, a supposed victim who used a New Orleans cemetery for a home address and a person who spent 70 days at a Hawaiian hotel all were able to get taxpayer help, according to evidence that gives a new black eye to the nation's disaster relief agency.</blockquote></i><br />
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Now wait.  A new black eye?  FEMA isn't a investigative service.  It's a resource distributor.  Could you imagine the outrage if FEMA would have actually taken the time to check everyone out?  They where under pressure to dole out the money, and were forced to trust that people would do with it what they were supposed to do.<br />
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<i><blockquote>"I do Katrina victims all the time," Lipkin, the divorce attorney, told The Associated Press. "I didn't know anybody did that with me. I don't think it's right, obviously."<br />
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Government Accountability Office officials were testifying before a House committee Wednesday on their findings.<br />
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Rep. Michael McCaul, R-Texas, chairman of the subcommittee overseeing an investigation of post-hurricane aid, called the bogus spending "an assault on the American taxpayer."</blockquote></i><br />
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Hey, New Orleans has been assaulting, and insulting, the American taxpayer for years!<br />
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<i><blockquote>"Prosecutors from the federal level down should be looking at prosecuting these crimes and putting the criminals who committed them in jail for a long time," he said.<br />
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To dramatize the problem, investigators provided lawmakers with a copy of a $2,358 U.S. Treasury check for rental assistance that an undercover agent received using a bogus address. The money was paid even after FEMA learned from its inspector that the undercover applicant did not live at the address.<br />
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FEMA spokesman Aaron Walker said Tuesday that the agency, already criticized for a poor response to Katrina, makes its highest priority during a disaster "to get help quickly to those in desperate need of our assistance."<br />
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"Even as we put victims first, we take very seriously our responsibility to be outstanding stewards of taxpayer dollars, and we are careful to make sure that funds are distributed appropriately," Walker said.<br />
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FEMA said it has identified more than 1,500 cases of potential fraud after Katrina and Rita and has referred those cases to the Homeland Security Department's inspector general. The agency said it has identified $16.8 million in improperly awarded disaster relief money and has started efforts to collect the money.</blockquote></i><br />
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Right.  Blood from a turnip.<br />
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<i><blockquote>The GAO said it was 95 percent confident that improper and potentially fraudulent payments were much higher _ between $600 million and $1.4 billion.<br />
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The investigative agency said it found people lodged in hotels often were paid twice, since FEMA gave them individual rental assistance and paid hotels directly. FEMA paid California hotels $8,000 to house one individual - the same person who received three rental assistance payments for both disasters.<br />
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In another instance, FEMA paid an individual $2,358 in rental assistance, while at the same time paying about $8,000 for the same person to stay 70 nights at more than $100 per night in a Hawaii hotel.<br />
<br />
FEMA also could not establish that 750 debit cards worth $1.5 million even went to Katrina victims, the auditors said.<br />
<br />
Among the items purchased with the cards:<br />
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_An all-inclusive, one-week Caribbean vacation in the Punta Cana resort in the Dominican Republic.<br />
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_Five season tickets to New Orleans Saints professional football games.<br />
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_Adult erotica products in Houston and "Girls Gone Wild" videos in Santa Monica, Calif.<br />
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_Dom Perignon champagne and other alcoholic beverages in San Antonio.<br />
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"Our forensic audit and investigative work showed that improper and potentially fraudulent payments occurred mainly because FEMA did not validate the identity of the registrant, the physical location of the damaged address, and ownership and occupancy of all registrants at the time of registration," GAO officials said.<br />
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FEMA paid millions of dollars to more than 1,000 registrants who used names and Social Security numbers belonging to state and federal prisoners for expedited housing assistance. The inmates were in Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and Florida.<br />
<br />
FEMA made about $5.3 million in payments to registrants who provided a post office box as their damaged residence, including one who got $2,748 for listing an Alabama post office box as the damaged property.<br />
<br />
The GAO told of an individual who used 13 different Social Security numbers - including the person's own - to receive $139,000 in payments on 13 separate registrations for aid. All the payments were sent to a single address.<br />
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I have family in Houston who lament opening their arms to Katrina 'victims'.  They have a saying there:  "Katrina came and washed all the trash out of New Orleans, now they need to have another hurricane come and wash the trash back."  The crime and murder rates have skyrocketed.  I think that after all this time, you can see who really is interested in overcoming their hardship.  I'm sure there are people who have moved on, started planting new roots in new communities, rebuilding their lives and families.<br />
<br />
But there are also those who are sitting in their moldy houses, doing nothing but complaining that nobody is helping them clean up.  Or rather, complaining that nobody is cleaning up for them.  Unless they are demonstrating that they are making an effort to move on, it's time to cut them loose.<br />
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<title>Mayor tells New Orleans get off rears and rebuild</title>
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<description>Ray Nagin doesn't quite understand that the majority of people in NOLA are doing just what they have always done: Wait for someone else to take care of them. Hey,...</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-06-02T11:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2006-06-02T001509Z_01_N01372166_RTRUKOC_0_US-WEATHER-HURRICANES-NEWORLEANS.xml&src=rss&rpc=22">Ray Nagin</a> doesn't quite understand that the majority of people in NOLA are doing just what they have always done:  Wait for someone else to take care of them.  Hey, it's a free-loading, corrupt, Socialist-Democrat strong hold.  The only way things are going to change is if the demographic changes.  <br />
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My question is, who's going to bail them out this year when the hurricanes hit?<br />
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<a href="http://technorati.com/tag/News+and+politics" rel="tag">News and Politics</a>]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Welcome to The United States Territory of New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2010! </title>
<link>http://ssb.powerblogs.com/posts/1141350798.shtml</link>
<description>"That's right, step this way...Your documents seam to be in order...In town to do a little partying, eh?...</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-03-03T01:03+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA["That's right, step this way...Your documents seam to be in order...In town to do a little partying, eh?<br />
<br />
Well, before you hit the streets, there have been some changes since the United States government stepped in to take over.  Since the city was already on par with third world nations, they just made it a territory.  You didn't know about that?  Where have you been?<br />
<br />
After hurricane Katrina in 2005, the federal government was called in to pick up the slack left by the fast and loose city and state governments.  The local governments failed to use the resources available to them to evacuate and rescue people when the storm came, not to mention that for years corrupt officials neglected to take care of their levees.  Of course, once everything 'hit the fan', they blamed President Bush for not babysitting them.  What?  You heard about all that mess with Mayor Nagin not using the school buses, right?  And Gov. Blanco didn't ask for help until it was late...Well anyway, there was a general break down on the local level and since the federal government couldn't legally do anything until invited in, the collapse rested squarely on the shoulders of Gov. Blanco and Mayor Nagin.  Being politicians rather than leaders, they threw up a smoke screen of blame and pointing fingers, mostly at Bush, to cover their tracks.  <br />
<br />
So the federal government pumped millions into the area to rebuild it, and wouldn't you know, they got hit by hurricanes Bob, Dick, and Harriet in 2006. It was the beginning of an up swing in hurricane cycle.  <br />
<br />
Global Warming?  No, there is a cycle were we get a lot of hurricanes for a while, then not as many.  Look at history and you'll see we got nailed in the 30's and '60s. It's part of the way things happen.  <br />
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But anyway, since New Orleans is built in a swamp, it was flooded numerous times, getting to the point were the Army Corp of Engineers couldn't do anything until the hurricane season was over.  And every time a storm hit, there was out cry that the federal government wasn't doing enough.  Eventually, they just moved in and took over.<br />
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By the end of 2006, all the smart people had moved to places that weren't prone to hurricanes and flooding, or at the very least, were their elected officials took care of business.  The only ones here year around are the military and the corp.  We open up Bourbon Street during Marti Gras,  but that's it.<br />
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Of course, Ray Nagin and a bunch of liberal journalist looking for a story stayed for a while.  And a bunch of welfare recipients who wouldn't leave until they discovered they had to go else where for their checks. <br />
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They don't report it, but now Nagin's rants are recorded in a studio in Houston.  He's afraid of the weather.<br />
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So, enjoy your stay for Marti Gras.  Remember to stay in the clearly marked safe zones, and be sure you leave at the end of festivities."<br />
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<a href="http://technorati.com/tag/News+and+politics" rel="tag">News and Politics</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Current+Affairs" rel="tag">Current Affairs</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/satire" rel="tag">Satire</a>]]></content:encoded>
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<title>Excuse me... Mayor Nagin...</title>
<link>http://ssb.powerblogs.com/posts/1138426236.shtml</link>
<description>Mayor Nagin? Are you listening? Your fears are about to come true:...</description>
<dc:creator>Surly Dave</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2006-01-28T05:01+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mayor Nagin?  Are you listening?  Your <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/27/D8FD93801.html">fears</a> are about to come true:<br />
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<blockquote><br />
The city of New Orleans could lose up to 80 percent of its black population if people displaced by Hurricane Katrina are not able to return to damaged neighborhoods, according to an analysis by a Brown University sociologist.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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Sorry Ray.  Your not motivating the land lords to repair their properties so the blacks would come back and make the city "<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/16/D8F65JUG5.html">chocolate</a>".  <br />
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<blockquote><br />
Elliott Stonecipher, a demographer and political analyst based in Shreveport, La., said the analysis gets to the heart of the debate over how to rebuild New Orleans. Racial tensions have been high with some worried that those in charge of the rebuilding will push black residents out of the city.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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Here is what I think is going to happen:  We are going to end up paying for the reconstruction of these areas twice.  I wonder how many of the slum lords in New Orleans have already collected checks and decided to take the money and run?  It is New Orleans, after all. These people will leave with their pockets full of FEMA cash, abandoning the wreckage, then the Nanny Government will have to come in and rebuild anyway, thus spending the money twice.<br />
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On another note:  Why is everybody in such a hurry to get these people to move back into a swamp?  Why are they trying so hard to get people to move back into an area that isn't any safer than it was back in September?  I guess I have to ask what their real motivation is.  It obviously isn't the saftey and well being of the blacks.  Well, other than Ray Nagin getting elected again.  And the millions and millions of dollars coming in.<br />
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