Surly's Soap Box

George Bush and the Haliburton Machine Blow it again!

So... Bush and his Haliburton buddies, who control the weather through ancient black magic occultism, can't get his legions of killer bees to infest New Orleans and oppress the blacks. I can't believe he can hit them with hurricanes, but miss them with the bees.

Man.

I want a all-powerful president, not some novice from Disney's Fantasia.

Okay, so he's doing a bang up job with global warming, but come on! It just bees!

I hope he addresses this issue during the State of the Nation address, and put those of us who voted for him at ease.


Posted by Surly Dave on Sunday, January 29, 2006