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Cindy Sheehan Arrested at Capitol
Dream Sequence:

Cindy is in the gallery. During the middle of the speech, she starts a ruckus. Before the coppers can take her down, Laura Bush, in a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" type move, comes flying across the gallery and delivers a secret martial art blow to the Cindy's skull, not killing her, but increasing the blood flow. The increased oxygen supply causes Cindy to realize that her son's death was honorable, George Bush does have the countries best interest at heart, and communism sucks.

She humbly apologies to the Prez for stalking him, apologizes to the country for being such a pain in the shorts, and quietly leaves public life to start a blog that exposes the communist, anti-american agenda of the Hollywood elite. Something like: Communist, Anti-American Agenda of the Hollywood Elite Exposed.

Eventually, she returns to public life as a regular on the Hugh Hewitt Show.


Posted by Surly Dave on Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Uncle Ben (mail) (www):
Tis a very beautiful fairytale you weave Dave du Handlebar. Alas, pixie dust has it's limits.
2.1.2006 10:52pm