Pomeranians for Peace.
There is nothing as tragic as a poor, hungry child without...a Pomeranian.
Each night, all across this great land of ours, a lonely child cries their self to sleep for want of…a Pomeranian.
Those lovable puffs of fur and teeth spread love and joy were ever they go. Imagine if in the inner city, youth walked down the street carrying Pomeranians? Would there be violence? No! How could people harbor malice in their hearts if they were surrounded by Pomeranians? Crime would disappear because no one would have the heart to break in to the house of some one who owned a Pomeranian.
Who could resist those hyper active toy dogs? With that soft fur and plumed tail, alert and intelligent expression, all would be filled with joy to be in their presence.
Having grown up without a Pomeranian to keep me warm, to comfort me, to protect me from wild animals, bullies, and the elements, I understand the emotional trauma and sense of loss that only years of therapy and painful shock treatments can remedy.
There for, I resolve that if I win the $365 million Powerball, I will make it my life’s work to put a Pomeranian into the hand of every poor child in America.
I see buying up vast tracts of land and erecting kennels. I see computer monitored breeding systems that ensures healthy puppies are delivered, and only the best of the breed used to stud. Of course, there would be a massive importation of Pomeranians to prevent inbreeding.
I see semi-trailers filled with cages stopping off in the poorest parts of our cities, with uniformed Pomeranian specialist delivering Pomeranian puppies to all in need.
But why stop there? Why not put Pomeranian’s into the hand of the Palestinians? I believe this may be the real source of peace in the Middle East! How could anybody blow themselves up if they were holding a Pomeranian?
And Iran…Iranian? Pomeranian? They were made for each other.
Noble Peace Prize, here I come.
Now I need a name for my organization…How about:
Pomeranians for the Poor?
Pomeranians for Palestine?
Wait…Pomeranians for Peace? That’s it!
Pomeranians for Peace.
What a legacy.
HumorIranMiddle East
Each night, all across this great land of ours, a lonely child cries their self to sleep for want of…a Pomeranian.
Those lovable puffs of fur and teeth spread love and joy were ever they go. Imagine if in the inner city, youth walked down the street carrying Pomeranians? Would there be violence? No! How could people harbor malice in their hearts if they were surrounded by Pomeranians? Crime would disappear because no one would have the heart to break in to the house of some one who owned a Pomeranian.
Who could resist those hyper active toy dogs? With that soft fur and plumed tail, alert and intelligent expression, all would be filled with joy to be in their presence.
Having grown up without a Pomeranian to keep me warm, to comfort me, to protect me from wild animals, bullies, and the elements, I understand the emotional trauma and sense of loss that only years of therapy and painful shock treatments can remedy.
There for, I resolve that if I win the $365 million Powerball, I will make it my life’s work to put a Pomeranian into the hand of every poor child in America.
I see buying up vast tracts of land and erecting kennels. I see computer monitored breeding systems that ensures healthy puppies are delivered, and only the best of the breed used to stud. Of course, there would be a massive importation of Pomeranians to prevent inbreeding.
I see semi-trailers filled with cages stopping off in the poorest parts of our cities, with uniformed Pomeranian specialist delivering Pomeranian puppies to all in need.
But why stop there? Why not put Pomeranian’s into the hand of the Palestinians? I believe this may be the real source of peace in the Middle East! How could anybody blow themselves up if they were holding a Pomeranian?
And Iran…Iranian? Pomeranian? They were made for each other.
Noble Peace Prize, here I come.
Now I need a name for my organization…How about:
Pomeranians for the Poor?
Pomeranians for Palestine?
Wait…Pomeranians for Peace? That’s it!
Pomeranians for Peace.
What a legacy.
HumorIranMiddle East
Posted by Surly Dave on
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Wait a minute...don't you have any recipes for Pomeranian? I mean, you know, just in case?