Brief Script of Uncle Ben's Far Out Trip to France: The Musical!
Uncle Ben, under the cover of darkness, approaching a young ladies balcony:
A stalking I will go!
A stalking I will go!
Off to see Melissa
A stalking I will go!
I'm going to go at night!
I'm going to go at night!
I'm going to see...Hm-mph! (swarmed by French coppers) Get you hands off me! Melissa! Melissa! I'll always love you!....
***Sounds of sirens fading off into the night***
An attractive blond looks down from her balcony and says, "Qui était ce geek?" (Who was that geek?)
The end.
Humor
A stalking I will go!
A stalking I will go!
Off to see Melissa
A stalking I will go!
I'm going to go at night!
I'm going to go at night!
I'm going to see...Hm-mph! (swarmed by French coppers) Get you hands off me! Melissa! Melissa! I'll always love you!....
***Sounds of sirens fading off into the night***
An attractive blond looks down from her balcony and says, "Qui était ce geek?" (Who was that geek?)
The end.
Humor
Posted by Surly Dave on
Friday, March 24, 2006
With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A fly's foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard ...
POLICE. (pianissimo)
Tarantara, tarantara!
Uh-oh, Ben, sounds like you might be up for a role in "The Pirate of Penance".