
...I have this really big head! I don't know how my scrawny neck holds this massive cranium of mine upright. And the head aches you get with a freakishly large head like this? I have this pounding headache that's like bombs going off! Sometimes I can't think straight! Doesn't anybody in this god-forsaken country have a FREAKIN' ASPIRIN! I'm gonna nuke somebody if I don't get a freakin' aspirin right freakin' now!
Iran
