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Crushed Pineapple

YOU CALL YOURSELF PINEAPPLE! JUST LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR CAN WITH SOME BLUE AND GOLD WRAPPER! FROM HAWAII MY ASS! YOU THINK YOUR EVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING? DO YOU THINK YOUR GONNA MAKE INTO THIS CAKE? DO YA? DO YA? I DON'T THINK YOUR GOOD ENOUGH!

AND NO! YOU CAN'T DATE MY DAUGHTER.

I was just wondering how they do it. You know...crushing pineapple. I just thought it would be like 8th grade gym class.

Posted by Surly Dave on Saturday, June 17, 2006

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skmarden (mail):

Hey Surly Dave,

Was that pineapple fermented?

: )

Steve M.

6.18.2006 8:35am

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Night Writer (mail) (www):

Just back away from the whipped cream.

6.19.2006 10:23pm

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Surly by nature, Saved by grace

Clearly illustrating a Christian's simultaneous saint/sinner nature while on this earth.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I might as well toss in the 'Copy Write' and 'Creative License' stuff as well: MINE! Do not take with out giving proper credit and linkage.

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