Disney and Survival of the Fittest: A Darwinian Plot
Have you noticed how many people are dropping dead at Disney lately? Well, okay, there's been two in the last 13 months. But I wonder...perhaps the rides at Disney are part of some one-world-government, Darwinian-survival-of-the-fittest plot to weed out the weak and stupid from our society?
There are things we have to investigate:
Who built the rides? Was it Haliburton?
Who designed the rides?
Who paid for the rides? Was it the Bush/Nazi Money Laundering /Occult connection.
Are they actually using the Swift money tracking program and domestic surveillance program to keep monitor the health and spending habits of people who have walked through the gates and survived?
Be worried, people. Some day we may all be rounded up and herded through Disney parks to be sorted out for some cruel purpose, like alien invasion.
Disney, Darwin, Bush, Nazi, Conspiracy
There are things we have to investigate:
Who built the rides? Was it Haliburton?
Who designed the rides?
Who paid for the rides? Was it the Bush/Nazi Money Laundering /Occult connection.
Are they actually using the Swift money tracking program and domestic surveillance program to keep monitor the health and spending habits of people who have walked through the gates and survived?
Be worried, people. Some day we may all be rounded up and herded through Disney parks to be sorted out for some cruel purpose, like alien invasion.
Disney, Darwin, Bush, Nazi, Conspiracy
Posted by Surly Dave on
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
