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Another Sporting Event Nobody Cares About:
U.S. Open Begins Today in New York


***yawn***

Kind of like the Soccer World Cup.

Posted by Surly Dave on Monday, August 28, 2006
Uncle Ben (mail) (www):
Are you denigrating the US Open too? You do know that it's possible to like both Euro-sports and American ones? Granted the US Open is only the third best tennis tournament, but it can get spicy.
8.28.2006 12:29pm
Surly Dave (mail) (www):
Spicy?

In hushed announcer voice, "...and Andre Agassi throws a fit because the line judge..."

Sorry. Couldn't finish because I fell asleep.
8.28.2006 1:28pm
Uncle Ben (mail) (www):
Yes I said "spicy" you degenerate! Much like golf, tennis' major events are sexy, sassy and fun. Take that you hoodlum.
8.28.2006 7:03pm
Surly Dave (mail) (www):
Do not put the words "golf" and "tennis" in the same sentence unless you are extolling the virtues of golf. Example: "Golf is a sport in much the same way tennis isn't."
8.28.2006 8:54pm
Uncle Ben (mail) (www):
Make no mistake, where golf is concerned I will extoll to the rafters. This sometimes gets in trouble. People say, "How can you watch golf? It's so boring." To which I reply, "Not at all you silly twit. Golf is just as exciting as tennis."
8.28.2006 11:03pm

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