It is time for a change. As I stated in an earlier post, I'm going through some spiritual adjustment, and I'm not sure "surly" is the adjective I want describing me any longer.
First off, I need a new handle. Surly Dave just isn't going to do any more. And "Warm and Fuzzy Dave" (As suggested by Uncle Ben) simply won't do.
So I'm opening it up for suggestions. Got any ideas?

The Rev. Mother
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Milton
Surly Abednego—-I've been through the fiery furnace.
It would clearly illustrate a Christian's simulataneous saint/sinner nature while on this earth.