Surly's Soap Box

An end to surliness?
I have decided to cast off my surly ways. It is getting harder and harder to write bitter sarcasm and biting satire as I delve deeper into faith issues. It's harder to make the type of sociopolitical commentary usually found and the discuss faith issues.

It is time for a change. As I stated in an earlier post, I'm going through some spiritual adjustment, and I'm not sure "surly" is the adjective I want describing me any longer.

First off, I need a new handle. Surly Dave just isn't going to do any more. And "Warm and Fuzzy Dave" (As suggested by Uncle Ben) simply won't do.

So I'm opening it up for suggestions. Got any ideas?
Posted by Surly Dave on Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Marjorie Stewart (Rev. Mother):
How about Curly Dave? You'd only have to change one letter and it kind refers to that handlebar mustache thing.
The Rev. Mother
10.26.2006 10:45am
skmarden (mail):
Thinking along the lines of just changing one letter, I was thinking "Burly Dave" but that won't work because at some point you'll probably be getting even more svelt. How about "Chef Dave" or "Papa Dave"?
10.26.2006 12:34pm
kingdavid (www):
Palmolive (tough on grease, soft on hands)

or

Milton
10.26.2006 2:25pm
kingdavid (www):
I got another one:

Surly Abednego—-I've been through the fiery furnace.
10.26.2006 2:42pm
Uncle Ben (mail) (www):
Here are a couple more: Cottontail Dave, Mall Dave (do you wear wrist sweaters?), Happy Fun Dave, Handlebar, Just Dave, The Sweeter Half!
10.27.2006 1:34pm
Robert Perry (mail) (www):
Smoky Dave?
10.27.2006 1:43pm
TK (mail) (www):
How about adding a disclaimer: surly by nature, saved by grace

It would clearly illustrate a Christian's simulataneous saint/sinner nature while on this earth.
10.28.2006 10:54pm
Surly Dave (mail) (www):
I'm going with TK. I've already added it to my sidebar.
10.29.2006 1:49pm
TK (mail) (www):
I love it! I feel so powerful! (Thus illustrating my saint/sinner nature!) Yes, it's also very edgy and hip. Good choice.
10.29.2006 7:32pm

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