Surly's Soap Box

Worse. Pick-Up Line. Ever.
Old man following a younger lady in a hospital lobby:

"You know why I'm following you so close?"

"Hmmm, no."

"Cause I want to check out the swing on that back porch!"


I offered to be a witness at the harassment trial.


Posted by Surly Dave on Monday, June 11, 2007
Robert Perry (mail) (www):
Harassment trial? What ever happened to a well-placed slap?
6.12.2007 12:36pm

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