Topics of 'conversation' guaranteed to send Surly Dave into a boredom induced coma.
It's strongly suggested you place a pillow on your keyboard before reading this. That way, if you pass out, you won't break your nose or damage your computer.
1: "My boyfriend/older brother/uncle has a rare 1972 1/2 (emphasis on the '1/2') Trans Am/Camaro/Mustang..."
2: "I was leaving the bar at two in the morning when these two (enter racial epitaph here)..."
3: "Dude, my Stripper-In-Law (term applied to the sister-in-law who happens to be a stripper) has the nicest (enter derogatory term for female body parts here)..."
4: "Did you watch wrestling last night?"
5: "Tho a agst da guy, 'How many oles gan un guy ave in is tounge?'"
6: "...and I got this tattoo..."
7: "I only listen to old school/gangsta rap..."
Whoa. I need to take a double dose of my blood pressure meds now because I had to tank a couple of Red Bulls to get through that. Or I'll read the list over a couple times and that should put me out for the night.
I hope no one got hurt.
Posted by Surly Dave on
Thursday, September 20, 2007
