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What do you wear under a kilt...
I recently attended Kilt Night at Keegan's Irish Pub (Last Saturday of each month).


Stopping for gas, the guy behind the behind the counter asks "The Question":

"What do you wear under that?"
"Depends."
"Depends on what?"
"That's it, Depends!"

Lot's of laughter.

Last night (Reformation Day), I wore a kilt to an Halloween event at a church up in Forrest Lake, we stopped off at a gas station for some soda, and the young gal asked me if I was dressed up for Halloween.

"Is it Halloween?" I asked?

I got a blank stare, followed by a nervous laugh.


Leave 'em wondering.
Posted by Surly Dave on Thursday, November 1, 2007
kingdavid (www):
Were you speaking with a Scottish accent? I worked with a honest to goodness Scotsman one time, I loved listening to him talk.
11.1.2007 6:55pm
Surly Dave (mail) (www):
I'd like to learn some of the old Scots, (or, Auld Scots). You can't help but sounding Scottish when you use it.
11.1.2007 9:38pm
Night Writer (mail) (www):
"Shoes and socks" is a good answer. Once, however, when I was in full regalia and asked what was under the kilt I put a look of consternation on my face and replied, "Wha, ye mean ta tell me ye've nevar heard o' the Loch Ness Monster?"
11.8.2007 10:21pm

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